Sunday, September 18, 2011

Oooh. Shiny

I like to consider myself "with the times" so to speak. That's why I used to write for newspapers long after print media lost relevancy and why I started a blog about movies back when it was so far away from being a fresh idea that there was no chance of me ever finding more than a handful of loyal readers (Editor's note: Hi guys!). In the spirit of keeping myself current, I decided to review a movie that's over fifty years old. The movie I reviewed was The Horror of Dracula which came out in 1958.

It's like this, but only in motion and way sweet.

Monday, September 12, 2011

PiT Master Movie Character Countdown, Part 2

Okay, okay. I know. I'm an asshole. I told everyone that this would be a really special project for me and that I was going to take the time to do it right and make everyone happy. I messed up. I disappeared. All I can say is "Suck it, I do what I want." You guys should know what to expect from me now. However, if you are still angry at me for not updating the Master Movie Character Countdown in a long while, feel free to rip me a new asshole. It's okay, I got like seven. Yeah, I got a Charlie Brown ghost ass.

 If someone tries to give me a rock for Trick-or-Treat I will just fucking lose it