Finding Depth in Film Re-Releases

I'm a pretty big fan of re-releases of movies I love. I first started going to see them when everyone else my age started going to see them: the Star Wars: Special Edition re-releases. I must have seen Empire in theaters three or four times. Either that or I've just seen that movie so many times it all runs together. Now a days the big thing is to re-release classic movies in 3-D, and we've already seen The Lion King done that way and the entire Star Wars franchise is being done in 3-D as well. I'm completely on the fence about whether or not I'll go see the Star Wars movies again, but one thing is certain for me: As long as Disney keeps putting out their movies in 3-D they can count on me being in the audience to watch it.

That's me right there. The one in the glasses.

Yet Another New Project + Movie Review

Here we stand again my friends. We are about to embark upon a new project. But Joey, I can already imagine you saying. You have like three other ongoing projects that you haven't finished yet! Well, firstly: Shut up.

 Seriously.

The Muppets (2011) Review!

Before I get into the review proper, I have a few updates for everyone. Firstly, my computer went a little funny a while ago and I lost just about all of my written projects that I was working on. Luckily, my video work was spared, as that would have taken a lot longer to replace, but the loss of my article fragments has been near devastating. That is why it is taking me so long to get another piece up for everyone. It has been slow moving replacing all of the things I want to finish, mostly because for about three days I was just downright sad that I lost it all in the first place.

Me, after I watched my lappy top die in my arms.

We interrupt your regular programming

Most of you have noticed a little bit of lack of content around these parts recently. The explanation for that is that I was acting in a play for the past few weekends. Yep, in addition to me being an obnoxious literature and movie snob, I am now one of those crazy actors. I have my priorities straight though: First, acting success, then cocaine. Not the other way around. You go the other way about it and you get to be Andy Dick.

And nobody wants another one of him walking around

PiT Master Movie Character Countdown, Part 4

What?! Another update from me so soon? Crazy I know. Maybe I'm just back in the writing mood. Maybe I'm trying to avoid doing actual work. You may never know. Scientists will ponder this problem for years to come, but I doubt they will find any answer. Mostly because this is the lead researcher: